Mc PeePants

I just remembered this guy and man o man its a doozie!

I met this guy up in boulder from mutual friends (actually I think he was a friend of one of the guys I dated, Ill blog about that one later) Whenever I went to Boulder it was either Green Bean or this guy, Ill call him.. Mc PeePants, that I hung out with. This guy was way cute, good body, great personality extremely funny. When we went out it was always guaranteed to be a blast of a time because him and his friends were so much entertainment and they always paid for our drinks :o)
I remember this one night we took the bus from his house to the bars in Boulder which meant guaranteed wasted-ness. We went all over the town that night and Melissa and I had so much fun. Finally at closing time we walked all the way back to his house, which wasn't close. I really wanted to go home but I had had way to much to even think about driving home so it looked as though we were there for the night. I called Mc PeePants bed and Melissa called (we'll call his friend cheap) cheap's bed, Not really thinking that they would sleep in the beds with us (drunk=naive). I decided that I was done for the night even though they all clearly wanted to drink more so I said my good nights and went to bed, alone. Little did I know that when I called Mc PeePants bed he didn't seem to get the hint that He couldn't join (again drunk=naive), and was rudely awaken to the sounds of running water, almost like a calm flowing water fall.......... wait, what the deuce? I don't remember a waterfall when I went to bed! I appallingly looked to my right only to find a completely naked man.. brace yourselves, peeing the bed... Yes He literally got so piss drunk he pee'd the bed. I will let you all know that I instantly removed myself from his side so fast that even superman would have been surprised, mind you completely free of his... urine... and spent the rest of the night/morning sleeping in my car..